Dave, if you cut and paste your declaration here, we'll add some random insults and swear words before you submit it.
This will help your case...
Dear mr Judge Suk mai kok.
Your momma said speeding was no problem.
But the douchebag cop gave me a ticket anyway.
Please have him fired and his children executed.
If I ever have to come back here again, I am billing YOU for my time.
Fuh-k off,
Sincerely,
Slodave.
PS: here's a nudie pic of your momma
(insert pic of crack ho)
