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yea, being faster than everybody else isn't always the hot set-up.

not sure if they still do it, but at the kinetic energy contest up in arcada, the winner was the person who finished dead middle in the results.
i think it's called the mediocrity award.
that's the one i want. right smack in the middle.

up front doesn't work ("seriously officer, those guys were chasing me. i was scared to death!").

picked off from the back isn't fun ("seriously officer, i have no idea who they were. scared the hell out of me going past, so i guess i flinched and might have turned the throttle a tad due to sheer fright and all".)

maybe the middle will work...

problem is, when i got my last ACH ticket (tip-toed over the yellow) i was in the middle.

on the bright side, i just got my crisp new proof of insurance card.
looking forward to trying it out.