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Male bravery

Brave:
Coming home late at night **** loaded. Moving a chair next to the side of the bed your wife is sleeping on. She wakes up asking what the he11 your are doing. "I want to have first row when the circus starts."

Braver:
Coming home late at night **** loaded. Meeting your wife in the hallway with a broom in her hand. You go "are you cleaning or on your way to witch town?"

Bravest:
Coming home late at night **** loaded, reeking of perfume, with lipstick on your collar. Meeting you wife in the hallway, murder in her eyes. You go "now its your turn!"