[Joe Bob]

Apparently I was wrong --

At the Senior Citizens Center they had a contest the other day. I lost by one
point. The question was, “where do women mostly have curly hair”?
Apparently, the correct answer was Africa .

One of the other questions was to name one thing commonly found in cells. It
appears that Mexicans is not the correct answer either.

I've heard that Apple has scrapped their plans for the new children's iPod
after realizing that iTouch Kids is not a good product name.

There's a new Muslim clothing shop opened in our shopping center, but I've been
banned from it after asking to look at some bomber jackets.

You can say lots of bad things about pedophiles but at least they drive slowly
past schools.

A buddy of mine has just told me he's getting it on with his girlfriend and her twin.
I said "How can you tell them apart?"
He said "Her brother's got a mustache."

Just put a deposit down on a brand new Porsche and mentioned it on Facebook.
I said, "I can't wait for the new 911 to arrive!"
Next thing I know 4,000 f....g Muslims have added me as a friend!!

Being a modest man, when I checked into my hotel on a recent trip, I said to the
lady at the registration desk, "I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled."
To which she replied, "No, it's regular porn, you sick bastard.

The Red Cross have just knocked at our door and asked if we could help towards the
floods in Pakistan . I said we would love to, but our garden hose only reaches the driveway.