[jcommin]

I'm sitting in a bar in South Africa watching a soccer game. A young girl sits next to me and orders a drink. Kinda thought it was odd because the bar was very empty. It was a multi colored drink and I asked what is was. It's "Sex on the Beach" she says. Never heard of it before I said " c'mom what is it?" She repeats it again. I played " what's in it?". She replies " vodka, this and that. Don't you want sex on the beach?". I

I almost chocked on my beer. I'm 58 yrs old and how do I take this. Flustered, she leaves with another guy ( I'm presuming the pimp).

I come home and tell the story to my family while we were out to dinner. My 13 yr old replies, " I know what hat is, it is like a blow job." I thought my wife was going to choke on her meal. I replied, " I know what that is: it's drink."

My wife replied " I think I need to go on urban dictionary.com more."