[atlporsche]

Undertaker sketch...
b: My mother's died...

a: well, we can bury her, burn her, or dump her in the thames.

b: I don't know...

a: well then, IF we bury her, she gets eaten up by maggots nibble nibble nibble, which comes as quite of a shock...if she's not quite dead. IF we burn her, she gets toasted in the fire, crackle crackle crackle, which also comes a quite a shock, if she's not quite dead... IF we dump....

b: I dont' like that option...

a: So where is your mother now?

b: In this sack.

a: Let's have a look shall we?

b: *opens sack*

a: OOOH!! she was quite young.

b: Yes, she was...

a: *nuch excitement* FRED!!!! I think we've got an eater!!!

fred: from off stage: I'll get the oven on.

b: ARE YOU SUGGESTING WE EAT MY MOTHER???!???!!!

a: *shaking head* ABSOLUTELY NOoooooo.... yes.

*audience storms the stage becasue at this point MPFC has gone just a bit too far.*

sjd