[Don Plumley]

On the wine boards, some guy that lives in Maranello is posting a question, "Why would anyone buy a Ferrari? My Ford Fiesta gets me down to the job at the tile factory just as well."

Some of the replies include:
"Yeah, my neighbor took me out in his Bentley - It was nice but I'd rather ride around in my Caprice."
"I drive a Skoda and like it very much."
"There's no difference between a Ferrari and a Fiesta, they just smear cow dung into the paint."