[Tervuren]

"Just a cop car with an assault weapon sitting on the trunk."

What defines an assault weapon?

"Um... good thing it was a Slog tipper—good citizens, all—who happened by and not, you know, a sociopath or an anarchist or a gun collector."

Whoa, so they just throw gun collector in with the other two? Is an AR-15 really that valuable to a gun collector? I seem to think they are pretty accessible and not that expensive. There are far more accurate rifles out there with more firepower.