[ODDJOB UNO]

as many of you are aware the proud state of airy-zoney has been burning up. some of the most pristine areas of the state are now TOAST! today is slated for the HOTTEST day of the year. and with that...........comes fires.

now living in an unicorporated part of the county(maricopa) ALL FIREWORKS ARE BANNED! same with scottsdale and other areas. thru the infinite WIZ-DUMB down at the state capital, they have passed a law allowing fireworks sales and distribution. each city county is left to make their own laws. well you cant swing a dead kat w/out finding a fireworks tent selling fireworks.


now last year on the 4th i had the fun of my southern moron neighbor(clown i am not an attorney) try and light my (2) outbuildings on fire with embers from their lil fireworks fiesta. after watching this, i about poo'd myself and had (2) choices: 1) jump over the fence and beat the living tar snot of of them or(2) call the cops. i called the cops on the non emergency #, and the operator stated they are very busy on fireworks calls and it will be awhile. "ahhhh so i should probably call the fire dept now?" ."well sir are your out buildings on fire yet?" . well the clowns ran out of fireworks and split. and i never saw any cops show up. i was ready with my piss ant hoses and actually wet down the roofs of both buildings.


so the only reason i stay here on the 4th, and not split to some other cooler locale, is to try and avoid watching my property burn up. which will really PISS ME OFF TO NO END! and that is NOT gonna happen EVAR!


so this year, i have the documented law printed off specifically BANNING FIREWORKS IN UNINCORPORATED COUNTY ISLANDS, IN MY GRUBBY LIL HANDS so when the fireworks crap surely starts again, i can cram this document in the cops face, along with the RESTRAINING ORDER that is STILL IN PLAY with these clowns, and joyfully watch them get carted off to the 4th ave jail!



yeah i cant wait for the 4th! oh boy!



the cool thing is, everyone in this state is so damn tired of fires, anyone who leaves an unattended campfire, or lights off fireworks...............IS GOING TO BE MADE AN EXAMPLE OF BY THE COURTS!


already TONTO national forest has fire crews stationed in the forest, not in town, strategically placed to hit a fire ASAP! and hopefully a quick reaction will not allow a fire to get out of hand.


this is a damn scarey time for us with wildland fires.