i've been hit by a car in a crosswalk. i broadsided a car at 50MPH riding a motorcycle (their fault). i was hit by a car on my bicycle, compound tib-fib fracture (still fkd up, their fault). i had testicular cancer (my fault, i guess
). i broke my cheekbone in a car accident (i was the passenger). i very nearly crashed a cessna 172 (definitely my fault). i capsized a canoe last summer and nearly drowned in a 45F lake (my fault, i thought i was being careful). just last week, stung by a bee and my tongue started to swell.
i've been riding fast motorcycles for 25 years. pick your poison.