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HOW DRY IS IT IN OKLAHOMA?
It's so dry in Oklahoma that the Baptists are starting to baptize by sprinkling, the Methodists are using wet-wipes, the Presbyterians are giving out rain-checks, and the Catholics are praying for the wine to turn back into water.
Now THAT's Dry..............................
I was visiting online with a buddy out at Elk City and she said she'd killed a mosquito that was carrying a canteen.
A friend in southwest Oklahoma told me the chicken farmers were giving the chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying hard-boiled eggs.
But just this week, here in Durant, a man said he saw a fire hydrant bribing a dog. In Lake Texoma, another friend caught a 20 lb catfish that had ticks on it!
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Glen
49 Year member of the Porsche Club of America
1985 911 Carrera; 2017 Macan
1986 El Camino with Fuel Injected 350 Crate Engine
My Motto: I will never be too old to have a happy childhood!
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