[ronster]

Bought a quarter pig once, put it in the freezer of my fridge and went off on a fishing trip for a week. Sometime during the time I was gone the fridge gave up and I knew instantly what had happened the minute I opened the front door. To make matters worse after I opened the fridge door and checked the carnage out I slammed the door in disgust. I forgot about the dozen eggs in the door, that were now rotten, and they ended up smashed all over the rotten food.