[GH85Carrera]

A young cowboy from Wyoming goes off to college. Half way through the semester he has foolishly squandered all his money. He calls home. “Dad” he says, “You won’t believe what modern education is developing! They actually have a program here in Laramie that will teach our dog, Ol’ Blue how to talk!”

“That’s amazing” his Dad says. “How do I get Ol’ Blue into that program?” “Just send him down here with $1,000” the young cowboy says. “I’ll get him in the course.” So his father sends the dog and $1,000. About two-thirds of the way through the semester the money runs out. The boy calls home. “So how’s Ol’ Blue doing son?” his father asks. “Awesome Dad, he’s talking up a storm, but you just won’t believe this - they’ve had such good results their starting to teach the animals how to read!”

“Read!?” says his father, “No kidding! How do we get Blue into that program?”
“Just send $2,500, I’ll get him in the class.” The money promptly arrives. But our hero has a problem. At the end of the year, his father will find out the dog can neither talk nor read.

So he shoots the dog. When he arrives home at the end of the year his father is all excited. “Where’s Ol’ Blue? I just can’t wait to see him read something and talk!”

“Dad,” the boy says, “I have some grim news. Yesterday morning just before we were to leave for home Ol’ Blue was in the living room, kicked back in the recliner, reading the Wall Street Journal like he usually does. Then he turns to me and says, “So is your daddy still messing around with that little redhead down the road?” The father exclaimed, “I hope you shot that SOB before he talks to your Mother!” “I sure did Dad!” “That’s my boy!” The kid went on to law school and now serves as a Congressman in Washington D.C.