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Blew out my big toenail so bad last time it didn't even hurt. Dropped a 911 battery on it from chest high, direct hit to bare toe. Hit so hard it shot blood out from under the nail a few feet. Pretty cool. Aside from the initial pain that was it. The next morning I couldn't feel a thing. Y'know how a blown nail builds up blood underneath, and the pressure is what hurts? This was blown so bad the blood and gore just oozed out. A few days later you could stick a dinner knife down between the nail and toe, and not hit anything. Damn thing finally fell off a few months later.

OK worst pain. Dislocating my shoulder really sucked. Intense dizzying pain... But I finished most of the ski trip.

Breaking my leg in three places. Also good times. I passed on the narcotic painkillers and slept for days. When I could sit up I was so sensitive to my leg being bumped I would involuntarily bare my teeth like a mad dog when anyone came near me. My dog was totally weirded out.

Getting stabbed in the back, that's worse than all of them.