[Zeke]

There is a law against tailgating but not for following. I get women (and an occasional man) not even on the phone, locked on my butt for miles. I'll move over a lane and they jet by to fill up the gap and follow the next car. WTF? These folks are in a fog.

I do fck with them sometimes just to see. I'll vary my speed up and down not quite enough to wake them up.

Supermarkets are simply an abuse.

Don't answer your cell phone if you are in a conversation with me. This is especially annoying if I'm giving an estimate. I'm your guest, you invited me to come look at your work to be done. Give me the respect I deserve by my driving over at a time convenient for you.

Can we get a law against using "your" instead of "you're?" I'll bet more people do that than any other single thing. It's like they never went to 2nd grade.

Or maybe they were just in a fog all along.

I have one friend (I have no idea why he is my friend) who has perfected the art of talking in such a way that you will never be able to interject a comment. What's more, he goes off in tangents when he reminds himself of something and may never finish his original topic. His run-on sentence can last for several minutes.

I'm really rude to this guy more than not. But, he's a Porsche guy. We're going to a concert tonight. I wonder if he can talk all the way through all the songs. If he does, I'll hit him.