[RKDinOKC]

Telemarketer response -

1.) Say no thank you. if they persist continue...

2.) Say just a minute, make noises like straining to drop a big turd. Make satisfied sigh. Flush toilet with phone in bowl. If they persist.

3.) Whatever they are selling or wanting tell them you don't believe in it and it's against your religion. If they persist ask them if they are a minion of Satan. Scream, accuse them of being a minion of Satan then chant "Oh feely me boney belly, forbiscume. benny selly all is dominos and be gone", then hang up.

I like the idea of the phone sex pervert after the flush sequence. I'll do that the next time.

My idea is to keep them on the phone so it runs up the call bill.