[cstreit]

Forget the cool clothes, they really only wear diapers and onesie's 99% of the time.

When you have to make the split second decision, catch the pee in your hand rather than in the face.

Your house cannot be too clean for your wife with the first baby. Suck it up. They'll be eating cheerios off the floor in a few years

Sleep now. Nap when the baby naps.

The t-shirt over nose air filter works good when changing diapers, especially after the change to solid food.

Good luck Legion!