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Originally Posted by red-beard
Wow, I haven't seen this show in years.
Was TV that brain-dead in the 1970's? It all seemed better back then...
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I haven't seen Quark since it aired, but I still remember two funny gags. One where the ship's doctor, a gruff old guy with an eye patch, is asked to look at a sample in a microscope and screams in horror "Oh, god - it's all black, and dark, and-" and Quark says "Other eye, Doc." "Oh. Eh, just typical biological material..."
And another when Quark is infected with something and the sentient plant guy walks up and gives him a shot.
"How bad is it?"
"Fatal. The only cure is to have sex for 48 hours straight."
The clones (Barnstable twins) light up with interest.
"Or the shot I just gave you."
Everyone "What!?"
Plant guy: "What?"