[Groesbeck Hurricane]

Guys,

I HATE to admit it but my Wife has one upped us on spoon choices!


I hope you have a good arm and nice aim would be a definite plus!



A YLD is called for in these circumstances. Preferably one doused in eau d'mint and ladled with hot sauce. Add bells to ensure the bear has their attention drawn to the YLD. This will give you the opportunity to get away, provide the bear with the spicy meal they so love, AND will leave cute little bells in location to warn away other hikers, or at least allow them to be at the ready with their own YLD.

As a bonus, you can rent out YLDs to hikers. No license to carry required, MOST people open carry the YLD as a good notice to the rest of us to stay away from them. If you can stomach it, the YLD is also good bait for women of an age appropriate style. Best of all, you can send the YLD with the woman afterwards and get rid of two problems at once!

In case you were wondering: YLD = Yappy Little Dog (please see ankle biter, lap mongrel, couch cushion tulip, Doggy Soccer Ball, Napoleon Complex Pooch, and Nasty Little Beast (NLB))