6'4" and 290+ lbs. Unfortunately, the bathroom scale here doesn't seem to go that high...
And I don't buy newspapers. However for some new tyres, I could probably buy a couple... the problem is, when I exercise heavily I tend to put on weight.
edit: Looking at the foot pics, how about a related contest for the best garage-related scar on your feet? I've only got a little one from a tungsten-carbide cutter... but there must be some impressive ones out there.