Today I went to the gym at noon, so the sun was still such that there were just about no shaded parking spaces except the special ones for bikes. Still there was another d'bag with one of those hideous new Camaros in shiet-colored orange taking up two spaces. But it was way in back and there was no shade to be had, so no biggie. I still hate everyone, though.
When I came back out, I had a very cool bike parked next to mine.