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Originally Posted by Buckterrier
Wow five pages because some guy take two parking spots. Can't wait for the thread where a dude has 13 items in the 12 item express lane.  |
Just last week I was in Phoenix and got stuck behind some jerk who had 14 items! So I said, Excuse me sir. May I please go ahead of you? I only have 10 items.
He said, Fk you ass hole! and started to take a swing at me. Being situationally aware, I quickly stepped back (i have the reflexes of a jungle cat) and stuck my stomach out at him. He froze, pulling his punch with an expression of abject fear on his face when his eyes locked onto the .44 magnum tucked into my 501, button-fly, shrink-to-fit Levis and said, Oh, I'm sorry sir, go right ahead.