[Danny_Ocean]

Originally Posted by dondarnell

I get the feeling that most of you don't like lawyers. WTF?

The Devil visited a lawyer's office and made him an offer. "I can arrange some things for you, " the Devil said. "I'll increase your income five-fold. Your partners will love you; your clients will respect you; you'll have four months of vacation each year and live to be a hundred.

All I require in return is your wife's soul, your children's souls, and their children's souls for all eternity."

The lawyer thought for a moment and asked, "So...what's the catch?"