[craigster59]

A husband and wife were frustrated with their golf game and decided to seek instruction from the local golf pro.

The husband takes the first lesson, the pro tees up the ball and instructs the hubby to hit it. He proceeds to shank it right into the trees. "Well, there's your problem" the pro says, "you're gripping the club too hard. Hold it like you would your wife's breast". The husband does as he's told and BAM! 325 yards straight down the middle of the fairway.

He goes home excited, "Honey, you're going to love this guy! He straightened out my slice!"

The next day the wife goes for her lesson and the pro tees up a ball and has her swing at it. The ball flies straight into the trees. "You have the same problem as your husband" he says, "you're gripping the club too hard, hold the club the way you would hold your husbands penis."

She takes a swing and the ball goes 3 feet, rolling along the grass. "That's a start" says the pro, "now take the club out of your mouth......"