[Rick Lee]

Well, I got to see the Mitsubishi d'bag in person today, getting into his car. I recognized him from the gym and he's a lot older than someone I'd expect to behave that way with that car. He's probably my age (40), a serious weightlifter and has the most ridiculous mullet I've ever seen. If he weren't in such great shape, he'd be a candidate for those "People of Wal-Mart" email chains. He was parked correctly today, so I saw no need to talk with him. But now I know, so I will be tempted to approach him in the gym if he parks like a d'bag again to the detriment of others. In fact, I'm tempted to cross out "parking" on that card and write in "mullet." Definitely one of those guys everyone talks about behind his back.