Fabulous story, Mr. Lubemaster! Not the events but your storytelling skills are very amusing. Is that how you talk in conversation? Because if so, talking with you would be entertaining to say the very least.
And by the way, did your son start golf at 7? My son is only 5. And you speak highly of your son's skills on the course but how are yours? I started late... was on my high school team. Got pretty good though. For a girl.

Haven't played much lately but think I can still hit the $*#%! out of the ball.