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Originally Posted by peppy View Post
Toddler's rules of possession

1. If I like it, it’s mine.

2. If it’s in my hand, it’s mine.

3. If I can take it from you, it’s mine.

4. If I had it a little while ago, it’s mine.

5. If it’s mine, it must NEVER appear to be yours in anyway.

6. If I’m doing or building something, all the pieces are mine.

7. If it looks just like mine, it is mine.

8. If I saw it first, it’s mine.

9. If you are playing with something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine.

10. If it’s broken, it’s yours.
LOL, lots of folks in PARF feel the exact same way.

Last edited by sammyg2; 08-27-2011 at 05:46 PM..
Old 08-27-2011, 05:40 PM
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