I caught myself fly fishing once. Right in the face...
This one time at band camp... No wait, just regular summer camp...
We had some kick ass capture the flag games... I was being chased by one of the counselors who also happened to play college football... He was catching up to me, I was running straight towards a big ass pine tree. I thought I could cut left at the last second and have him tangle with the tree....
Didn't happen. I misjudged the distance, was looking behind me, turned forward and WHAM! right into the tree I went, full bore. Laid myself out. A bunch of people run up, asking if I'm okay.. I could not stop laughing, though it really did hurt.
