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Most of these observations, I would say I greatly contrast with... but then again, I don't think I am the typical woman. BTW, this made me laugh quite a bit. You are a HOOT, Lubemaster! My reaction:
NICKNAMES
I have nicknames for my friends: Chickenlegs, Baboon, Fartface. OK, they are all my guy friends because honestly, my gal friends couldn't handle this type of goofing around.
EATING OUT
I eat like a horse and the only time I whip out the pocket calculator is when the company is picking up the tab and I don't want accounting on my butt.
MONEY
I can't remember the last time I set foot in a mall... OK when I had to get work clothes but otherwise, I shop online. I know what I want, I find it, and buy it... in less than 10 minutes. And it arrives at my door!
BATHROOMS
"The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items."
OK, this one I will give to you. Hey, don't complain about the process if you are happy with the results. Just sayin'.
ARGUMENTS
This one is true too. I do have to have the last word. I just thought it was because I was stubborn, not because I was a woman.
FUTURE
"A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife."
OK, I agree that men never worry about the future until he gets a wife but I don't think all women worry about getting a husband. I know some women who avoid it.
SUCCESS
"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man."
I call BS on this one. Bull honkey! OK, I agree there are a lot of women like that out there but who's more stupid? The man who marries this kind of woman or the woman that spends her husband's money like that? I'm just saying either can be OK. Some men like taking care of their women like that. Some women don't. To each their own. For me, personally, I don't want to know how much my man makes. It doesn't affect me because I make my own. I think a successful woman is one who makes her own money and finds a man that doesn't HAVE to buy her things but rather WANTS to buy her things. And the nice thing is, she can actually spoil him back!
MARRIAGE
"A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does."
This one I have to say is sadly true. Eventually, I think both surrender and accept reality.
DRESSING UP
"A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail. A man will dress up for weddings and funerals."
Refer to the "future" statement. One of the reasons why I don't think some women are looking for a husband. Husbands stop trying to look hot. I can rattle off many of my couple friends that have a "hot wife" but can only name one or two with equally "hot husbands".
NATURAL
"Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night."
OK, I wouldn't necessarily disagree with this statement. But in regards to men, I guess I would want to know is what is your tarting point? What is your definition of "good-looking"? If you start off with an ugly husband, guess what? They wake up just as ugly as when they went to bed. Sorry dudes, I have to say I would rather start with a hot looking woman that deteriorates during the night since I know she has the potential to get back there again/improve. The dude, "as same as he went to bed". I guess the moral of the story? Find a hot husband since apparently he won't change...
OFFSPRING
"Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams. A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.
Somone has to make sure our species survives.
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