just get a lawn jockey and put him out front and be done with it. or....put a couple of these on your porch and call it a day. they're obviously PC enough to be sold to children....
ya know what? Im white and me and my buddies used to call each other porch monkies growing up. we [I]
knew what the term meant, but we didn't care....we sat on my buddy's porch on main street in our small and just sat on there during the summer. pretty much everynight to cool off, drink pepsi, make funn of stuff, and just be goofy.
don't get me started on my white buddy, from south africa,....and his job application debacles.