[jyl]

"I signed up at the pool for swimming lessons which was lots of fun. I was the only guy and about 10 or 12 really attractive females"

Well, that makes things interesting.

I'm on a biz trip so naturally I headed up to the pool in the fitness center. No-one there. One possibly attractive woman entered, but left as soon as she saw the pervert dog-paddling in the shallow end. Not my fault, the whole pool was the shallow end. I can't swim in 3 feet of water, my fingers scrape the bottom and ruin my manicure.