[stomachmonkey]

a guy in the office who keeps pissing on the floor?

Last month we moved a guy from our VA office out here.

For about the last month the cleaning crew has been using straight bleach in the bathroom.

It wafts into my office and has been getting to me.

I see the cleaning woman yesterday and ask her to use something else because the bleach is making me sick.

She says someone has been pissing on the floor in front of the urinal and it's the only way she can keep it from staining the tile.

So I put up a sign this morning, the Uncle Sam pointing image and text, STOP pissing on the floor.

Most of the day no problem. Around 4 I go into the bathroom and dammit someone pissed on the floor. I recall the new guy passed my office on the way to the bathroom a few minutes earlier.

Cleaning lady comes by and we discuss it, she's happy I put up the sign but flabbergasted that someone still missed. She goes in and cleans it, I breath bleach for the next hour.

I see the guy we moved pass by my office and hear him go into the bathroom. I wait for him to come out then high tail it in there and dammit he missed and pissed on the floor.

He is a really large guy and I suspect he simply can't see what he's doing, kinda like pregnant women who can't see their feet.

Think tomorrow I'm sending a company wide email to the guys about the situation.

Rant off.