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next time he goes in, sneak in after him. When he's done, rub his nose in it and swat him with a rolled up newspaper.

I've always wondered why some guys don't seem to be able to get it in the urinal. A few weeks ago I realized the same thing that you surmised today. Big guys can't see what's going on (and probably can't get close enough to the urinal).

I'm not trying to be mean, but the fat bastards need to sit the hell down if they can't get it in the urinal.

piss on the floor pisses me off too.