[RKDinOKC]

The masterbation gives you hairy palms is a question your are supposed to ask in person so you can watch if the person looks for the hair starting to grow.

Kind a like the second sign of being crazy is having hair grow on your knuckles. The first sign is looking for it.

If you have a receding hair line that means you are good at sex.
If you have a bald spot in the back that means you are a good thinker.
If you have a receding hair line that joins up with your bald spot, you just think you are good at sex.