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I woke up this morning, got dressed and went in the kitchen where my wife
was already fixing breakfast.

I looked to see what she was cooking, and I see one of my socks in the
frying pan.

"What are you doing?" I asked her.

She said "I'm doing what you asked me to do last night when you came to bed
very Drunk," she replied.

Completely puzzled, I walked away thinking to myself,--"I don't remember
asking her to cook my sock..."