[Normy]

So just what exactly is a "butthole Indicator" anyway?

-My definition: A duelly pickup truck without a company sign, four doors, and an obnoxious exhaust. An instant butthole qualification is any pickup with the exhaust pipes vertical via cutouts in the bed.

These 9000 pound pickups are usually purchased by short men with shorter penises, in my view. No, I haven't measured their cocks, but it isn't hard to figure out what they are compensating for! I have friends in Fort Lauderdale that have some of these really big trucks- Ford F350's with the Navistar engines, but they use them to haul yachts out of the water where they work. THAT is a REAL use of a big truck. As such, that is not a Butthole Indicator- it is a work truck.

A butthole indicator is a large pickup that is not being used to haul landscaping or heavy trailers. Just a large truck that exists. And does nothing.

Who would own something that stupid? Well, plenty of people! I run 10 KM each day in Fort Lauderdale, and I see this one house. Two huge F250's, one diesel, one V10, and both are jacked up 4X4's. And both undercarriages could be eaten off of, and they have been this way for the past 3 years!

Sick!

In the United States of America, you are allowed to own and drive anything you want. While I agree with that, I have to say that there are times when common sense overrides this law, or at least should!

Those trucks? They are certified BUTTHOLE indicators!

Harley-Davidson choppers, along with 15 year old Honda cars with juice can mufflers are the same way: Butthole indicators!

[For what it is worth, I used "butthole indicator" in place of A55hole indicator in each place!]

N!