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Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Linn County, Oregon
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Son asks Mom: "May I take our dog for a walk?" Mom: "I don't know. Daisy is in heat. Ask your dad."
Son to Dad: "May I take our dog for a walk? Mom said Daisy is in heat and I should ask you." Father takes a rag, soaks it with gasoline, scrubs Daisy's butt with it, and says: "You can go now but keep the dog on the leash!"
Son returns without any dog on the leash. Dad: "Where is Daisy?" Son: "Daisy ran out of gas about halfway down the street. But don't worry, another dog is pushing her home."
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"Now, to put a water-cooled engine in the rear and to have a radiator in the front, that's not very intelligent."
-Ferry Porsche (PANO, Oct. '73) (I, Paul D. have loved this quote since 1973. It will remain as long as I post here.)
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