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Originally Posted by LubeMaster77 View Post
For years now there have been three ladies in my life; my Wife, my Girl Friend and my Mistress.

My Wife is the one I make decisions with concerning the management of the home including bill payment, chore allocation and child development. Its at times a business arrangement. We are very cordial to each other. Almost prefessional in our relationship. We understand our roles.

My Girl Friend, who I don't see as often as I would like to is a frisky little thing that drinks beer with me, watches football with me, fishes with me and when the opportunity presents it self will actually go out in the Targa with me. She loves to be pampered and treated to nice times. I open the car door for her and tell her how pretty she always is. It is rather difficult to be with her due to my family commitments but we do get opportunities from time to time to have fun.

My Mistress is just about the sex. Sometimes, I sneak out of work for an early lunch and meet her - we say very little, actually in many cases nothing at all. Its a purely physical relationship and after the time we spend together which is never long enough or often enough we are both physicaly drained. She makes me feel like a teenager when I walk through the door to see her and when I leave I feel like I just won a championship game - tired but glowing.

All three women are very different...amazing that they share the same 5"2" body and red hair! They even have the same first and last name, birthday and went to the same college! And I think, but rarely told, they love the same guy that gave them two of the most wonderful kids a dope could ask for.

Strange...
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