[Jdub]

Soon, on a Discovery channel near you: James Cameron plumbs the depths of the ocean to spleunk the carnage of BMWs that never touched a wheel to ashphalt in anger.

"Zero miles on the odometer, I, ...I just can't bear to think of the youthful zeal, the life unlived, the horror, the horror!" said the plucky diver Cameron. "And to think there wasn't a single Cayenne on board - is there no God?"

Jw