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I hate recruters

recruiter : *mumbles something sounds like still chewing food*
Yeah, hi , calling about your status
me : what do you mean my status?
recruiter: well, what's your status?
me : well, sitting down , i'm working, how's yours
recruiter: oh, you got a job
me : yeah, i think so, they pay me money and so forth, why are you calling?
recruiter: well, i'm from Huxleys, what are your skills?
me :Huxleys, you must be looking at my CV then?
recruiter: yes
me : so, in the bottom, it says "skills" what would you like to see clarified?
recruiter: well, what technical skills do you have?
me : what it says, this , that, 3 sorts of OS'es, bunch of Mailservers, BES, DB's this and that, Vmware , citrix, etc etc
recruiter: yeah, that's what it says
me : ok, so what more do you need to know? What are you looking for specifically?
recruiter: well, was hoping you could elaborate more on your tech skills
me : look, this ain't going anywhere is it, i'm hanging up, *click*

ring
recruiter: yeah, we got disconnected
me : that's right, i hung up, *click*

ring
recruiter : we got disconnected again
me : Off course we did , I. HUNG. UP .
recruiter: oh, in that cas*click*

I swear that recruiters are people who are incompetent for a real job.

And to think that they then decide who they feel is competent enough for those real jobs.

it's retarded to say the least.
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