The short of it is this:
David's son was complaining about finding a girl to ask to the dance. One of his friends (girl) mentioned having the same issue... After that, the typical 13 y.o. banter commenced about how dumb girls are, how stupid boys are... I'm seeing this via the FB feed in the upper right corner...
By the way they are "hating" on each other, makes it look like they actually may like each other.
I step in and say there's an obvious solution to the dances... At this point the expletives start coming out.