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flirting with a girl..i left the gas nozzle in my jeep and drove off. the hose stretched like a rubber band and when the nozzle came out, it hit the soffit and broke a light with a cascade of broken glass. i got off lucky. i didnt blow the place up, or destroy my jeep.
the girl laughed at me hard..my peepee shrunk up and i drove off humiliated.
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poof! gone
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