[sammyg2]

Standard black tri-fold, about two years old and looks more like 10. But it aint no castanza.


Interesting story:
when we were first married, my wife bought me a wallet for Christmas. She asked if I liked it and I shrugged and said yeah sure, it's fine.

I could tell she was disapointed by my lack of excitement, but like I told her, it's just a wallet. She started crying and said it cost $500.
I got hot and said, $500 for a wallet? Are you crazy?"
She explained that it was made out of an elephant's foreskin and I replied, "so what?"

She said that if I rubbed it hard it would turn into a full set of luggage.

rim shot .... bada-bing, you folks have been great, don't forget to tip your waitress.