[Porsche-O-Phile]

I had a dusty, ripped, oil-and-grease-stained ratty old motorcycle cover stolen off my bike a few years ago. It was so bad I'd gotten to the point of not bothering to cable lock it anymore (who'd steal it - not worth the trouble) and was planning on picking up a new one "whenever I happened to get around to it". It was just something to keep most of the sun and bird poop off the bike. Yep. Stolen.

As my neighbor used to (correctly) say, "if they could figure out a way, some people would steal the stink offa s**t around here".

Unreal. This thing wouldn't even have been worth fishing out of a dumpster, yet someone had to have it... "just because".

+1 to the above - some tweaker pawned it. Almost guaranteed.