[Bill Douglas]

A Kiwi guy and a French guy had been traveling around Europe and the Middle East together for about three months doing the usual, the Fench guy pretending he is the Sultan of Brunei's son and the other guy his body guard, and scoring girls by the dozen, you know, just the usual stuff. Then one day when they ran out of bus money they were walking across the desert when the Kiwi guy stumbled across a geni in a bottle. "Cool, you know what THIS means", the French guy replied "I have no idea, I don't speak English". The Kiwi guy replied "Sure that's fine, what it means is we let the genie out and he gives us three wishes each". "Yay" replied the French guy rubbing his crotch. The geni was let out and they both wished for drunk blonde 18 year old Swedish girls, all the beer you could drink, then with the last wish each left.... The French guy said to the geni "I would like a 100 foot high by 50 feet wide wall built arould beautiful France to keep the English speaking pigs out." The geni said done. The Kiwi guy said to the geni "Ya know how France is surounded by a wall; fill it with water.