[nynor]

Originally Posted by oldE

Great stories!
This thread reminds me of one of the posts on the Jokes thread:

Little girl goes into a pet store and asks, "Do you have any bunnies?"

Pet Store guy asks the little girl, "Do you want a little white bunny or a little brown bunny?"

She says, "I don't think my python gives a darn."


Les

hah! i went to petco to get a feeder mouse for my pet gopher snake. the gal started talking about how cute this one and that one were. i said, "it doesn't matter. my snake is going to eat it." she got all self righteous and said, "we don't sell feeders here." i was a bit flabbergasted, as they clearly sell snakes; what do they think those snakes EAT?! i laughed as i walked out the door to find some feeder mice.

true story.