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Originally Posted by Joe Bob View Post
976 phone sex voices are usually fat Chicago housewives....but hey, I could be wrong.....

Voices and farts, never trust 'em.
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Originally Posted by jwasbury View Post
Definitely a "NO" in my experience.

In my last company, I was spending a lot of time on the phone with my counterpart at our sister corporation located in Quebec. Man this woman gave good phone! I was very excited to meet her in the flesh, and was terribly disappointed when she came to visit our office in NJ and turned out to be 5 feet tall, by five feet wide.
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Originally Posted by svandamme View Post
used to work in a regular computer shop about 15 years ago.
me and the shop owner would fight over the phone, when it was time to call one of our suppliers for a new order of computer parts. Because our account manager lady had the smoothest voice imaginable. hell we though she was the hottest woman on earth, sight unseen.

Fast Forward 5 months later, the supplier throws a customer party
We shop up all exited and what not...
Turns out our account manager weighed more then we weighed combined.

we never fought over the phone again, not for the ordering part ..
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Originally Posted by RANDY P View Post
squeeky voices usually belong to fat women.

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Originally Posted by Zeke View Post
I see squeaky voices as belonging to petite women. Almost girlish.

Can you tell if you won't be attracted to a woman by her voice?
See what I mean?

I used to hit on chicks all the time on the phone when at work and haul 'em in for lunch, or whatever. In fact- I consider myself as somewhat a pro on the subject.

I'm tellin ya, if it sounds cute, nice and especially petite- it's a tree stump you're talkin to.

It's the hot ones that sound kind of rough and a bit loud.

rjp


EDIT oh and the hot ones never want to talk. If they start yapping at you seemingly with ease- watch out. Fat chick.
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