Passengers were waiting to board their flight in the departure lounge. The
passenger agent at the desk announced, "ladies and gentlemen flight 444 is delayed two hours for a mechanical reason" . A man comes running up to the agent and obviously is indignant about the delay and says, "do you know who I am ?" The agent picked up the mike and thru the pa says, "ladies and gentlemen we have a man who does not know who he is, can somebody come up and identify him!"
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