[Normy]

I flew DeHavilland Dash-8's for Atlantic Coast Airines/United Express for two years out of Washington Dulles [IAD] international airport, '93-'94. If you flew United to smaller cities along the east coast during that time period, I might have flown you there.

I flew Mary Tyler Moore after the 1994 MTV video music awards from LaGuardia to Washington Dulles.

During the two years I flew there, there was this woman that operated Dulles tower, and she had the sexiest voice! She sounded so hot, and other pilots noted this to me. Well, the FAA towers give tours now and then, and they encourage pilots to take the tour, so that we can stand behind controllers and watch them work. Good idea. Well, a couple of my colleagues actually went up to the Dulles tower one day to see what she looked like, and low and behold...folks-

----She sat AROUND the place----

I was told that the sexy woman in the tower was at LEAST 400 pounds! She was morbidly obese, and while completely friendly, she was about as hot as Jabba the Hutt.

Well, you know what Andrew Dice Clay said about fat women:

"Anyone can do a pretty girl. But it takes a MAN to do a fat girl!"

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