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Originally Posted by Outback Porsche
Giggle......that reminds me of floating on blow up dolls with a bunch of mates at the local pool
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Ok, so in OK about the only river that can be floated recreationally is the Illinois River. You can rent canoes, rafts, etc there. Our scout troop always took a yearly trip as we could get quite a few miles in a canoe in a few days.
The resorts there however really cater to the alcohol consuming 18-30 crowd, and once things get in full swing its almost a log jam of rafts full of drunks.
Well, one day after being on the river all day, we were sitting in camp by the fire, watching the few people that were still out trickle by, and of course heckling a few of them. Well, along comes this DRUNK dude floating on you guessed it, a blow up doll. We are all laughing at him when one of our adults grabs a log that had just had its end in the fire and starts running towards the water. As he reaches the edge, about 20ft from the drunk he yells. " I told you to stay away from my wife!!!" Drunk dude of course is startled and falls off the doll and starts flailing.
Was made even better by the fact that the guy who went running down there is a grade school principle, and usually a very quiet and calm guy....